Hello Doctor

Hello Dr, it's Jann. Listen, could you please triple my zoloft mg and call in a Zanax or 2 for me. I have a 2 year old......

He likes to paint!

 I was in the kitchen with Connor and came in to find him helping himself to the blue paint.

 All over the freaking floor. 

Thank GOD it was kids washable paint.

 I got him all set up on the table instead. 

He was happy.

I went to fix dinner....

He had the washable paint all over. 

I am pretty sure he used up all 4 bottles worth. 

It's my fault. 

We had been painting yesterday and I did not put it back into the cabinet.

 It was sitting out on the desk. 

So I took it all away. 

Went back into the kitchen. 

Big mistake

HUGE

When am I going to freaking learn. 

He found the non kids washable paint. 

This is art paint.

 An entire bottle of art paint on the floor. 

And all over him

It washed off of him pretty well. The bath tub might be  stained for life and I'm pretty sure if we hadn't just spent and ungodly amount of money on the flower beds, we would be shopping for new floors. I have steamed it several times. Guess I'm going to break out the paint thinners after everyone is in bed.


I know I haven't posted in ages, but this seemed immediate post worthy

Can I get that zanax and a bottle of wine now?